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Fail Jail 

noun. Fail Jail is the zone where one is spiritually sent over the interwebs when they reach an unprecedented level of fail. Also: Faol Gaol, the British version of the term.
Noob 1: Gosh darn golly, I landed on 'Go', that means I get $400 amirite?
Noob 2: This is e-monopoly scrub, there aren't any made up rules. Go directly to FAIL JAIL!!!!11 lul
Fail Jail by Cato525 September 28, 2008
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jail fail 

Any time you undertake an action where the probable outcome is a quick trip to jail. Jail fails are the second from the bottom in the heirarchy of fails.

See also: Epic fail, death fail
Steve: So I'm pretty sure I saw you pedipass last night.
Austin: Yeah, I hope it doesn't turn into jail fail.
jail fail by SargeSmith April 25, 2008

Jail Fail 

When attempting to Jail Break your ipod, you get to a certain step and fail, giving up all hope of ever doing it.
Uh, I got stuck on the recovery phase.. Jail fail.. :(
Jail Fail by Dr. Kremler August 3, 2009
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026