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Facticity 

The individual parts of ourselves that we are born with.

Including but not limited to, one's culture, class, religion, language, race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Although one has no control over his or her facticity, one is always free to choose his or her relation to the world in which one lives in.
Facticity by JeanPaulSartre December 7, 2022

Paranormal Frativity 

Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.
Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?

Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.
Paranormal Frativity by steezycheese September 20, 2010

fartility 

The state or quality of producing, or capability of producing copious amounts of flatulence.
John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
fartility by jks_ April 22, 2013

fattivity 

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat
john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.
fattivity by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008
Of, or relating to a state of fatness; hypnotic obesity; fat
"Hahahahaha... Fatidity. When did I get to be such a heartless jackass?"

"Her fatidity is consuming us all."
Fatidity by Liz and Kyle February 15, 2006

feastivity

A combination of the words "feast" and "festivity." A celebration which involves plenty of eating. (Plural is feastivities.)
Thanksgiving is the most-popular feastivity in the entire year.
feastivity by itfitz March 29, 2009