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faggot (or fag) 

1) A derrogatory slang-word for a homosexual man, which like all swear words has begun to lose it's meaning from over-use in teenage society.

2) A bundle or 'arm full' of wood

3) Small bread-battered pieces of meat or fish.

4) British slang for a cigarette
1) You faggot!

2) The lumberjack picks up a faggot

3) Tonight kids, we're having faggots of fish (aka. fish fingers)

4) E're mate, you got a spare fag?
faggot (or fag) by Nick Vaughan September 6, 2005
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WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?! 

A remark you can direct at a stranger when they do something in your presence that you find sexually offensive.
At a restaurant or cafe, a waiter brushes up against you making it out like it was accidental despite him having plenty of room to move about between the tables.
You yell out so the whole floor of diners can hear clearly: "WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!"

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot 

I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture
Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot is a term of facts

Faggotor 

One who is the gayest man in the world.
At first I saw a guy naked in the locker room and wondered if I was gay. Two months later I was taking it from both ends and ski-poling two more, and I realized, "Hey, I'm the gayest man in the world! I am Faggotor!"
Faggotor by Deryl B. Derdy January 24, 2003

Faggotor 

Ted Skillet (www.tedskillet.com)
I heard Faggotor was at the clizzub with a skanky ass biotch.
Faggotor by Jane Doe November 15, 2004
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