Adjunct entity of mystery and intrigue attempting to elucidate a variable in relative time/space according to the present tri-linear equation on the spectral plane in a genomic vortex.
A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.
"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.