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It's generally a really fat and lonely kid. They tend to not have friends and are always laughed at.
Furthermore, they have a computer in their kitchen because they're too fat to get up to make a sandwich. (and they have a big jar full of potatoes right beside their screen for no reason).

Next, all they do with their like is play games over the net with people from Korea, such as Starcraft of Starcraft II and are huge douchebags.

All in all, they're white chubby kids with a receading hairline (aka balding at the age of 17) and are named the "Top YuGiOh Champion" because they beat 8 years in the game and feel special when really they're are a huge piece of shit.
Their nickname also includes "Fatgot Phamporg", for: Fat Faggot Phantom Vampire Cyborg.

Cheers!
-Hey, it's Cory!
-No man, that's faggot!
-More like FATGOT!
AHAHA
Fatgot by IHateCory October 30, 2010
A person who is queer/homosexual, and comes in an enormous size.

There are also many other words to describe enormous;
Fat, bloated, obese, thick, diabetic, feminist, etc...
Example sentence: “Oh yeah, Karen is such a fatgot”
- “I knew they were fat but I didn’t know they were gay!”
Fatgot by Zlr/Lda May 9, 2019

factotumised

When the funk/rock 4 piece band Factotum take a song and butcher it until it is unrecognisable to the untrained ear, apart from the lyrics which mostly stay the same.

Factotum can factotumise any song from Daniel Orlick's 'Attitude' to Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'.
Music fan 1: "Hey, did you hear that version of Respect on the radio?"
Music fan 2: "Which one?"
Music fan 1: "The factotumised one."
Music fan 2: "That was Respect? It sounded nothing like it. Well, apart from the lyrics."
factotumised by factotummusic April 16, 2008

factotum 

n. A man who never had a job he liked; and never kept a job he had.
On such jobs a factotum becomes tired. They experience weariness beyond fatigue. They say mad, brilliant things. Out of my head, I cussed and talked and cracked jokes and sang. Hell boils with laughter.
factotum by Nietzschean July 3, 2007
portmanteau of "fat and "faggot", refers to someone who is both obese and faggoty
In addition to having man-titties, John is a senior in high school who still play yugiyoh, therefore he is a fatgot.
fatgot by itsbusinesstime November 7, 2010

Factotally

When something is totally true - to the point of becoming fact
"Did you forget to call to let me know you would be home?!"
"I factotally tried, but it was busy!"
Factotally by Word*Smith August 27, 2008
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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