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Someone who his hooked on those games you play on facebook; When you throw up from being on facebook for too long.

-" Garret's been playing those stupid facebook games for hours!"
-" dude, hes faced up"

-"Mom, better check on bobby, he was on facebook for too long."
- "Oh crap, he didn't face up did he?"

faced up by Dog eats God January 28, 2011

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faced up on

when someone signs off of Facebook intentionally in the middle of an intense chat or fight to add dramatic effect and/or show how mad they really are

like hanging up on someone during a call

Facebook Chat 1:
John: Ok, I'm sorry.
Jane: Whatever.
Jane is now offline

Facebook Chat 2:
John: Dude I apologized to Jane and she just signed off
Bob: You totally got faced up on, man.

faced up on by yourmomdotcom. April 8, 2011

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Two-Faced Stuck up Bitch

Jess. is a Two-Faced Stuck up bitch.

Two-Faced Stuck Up Bitch - Jess, jessy wessy, my na na na na note partner, Jessy wessy is the bestie.

Two-Faced Stuck up Bitch by Rhiannabanana October 30, 2007

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Paint that face up

To ejaculate on another person's face.

"Girl, you lookin' good tonight, couple more drinks and I'm gonna paint that face up."

Paint that face up by BigLue February 11, 2010

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face up line

The act of using facebook as an excuse to hit on someone. Can be used with true information and false, see example below.

A guy is telling his friend his latest face up line:

Guy 1: 'Hey, are we facebook friends? I think I recognize you from my news feed.'

Guy 2: 'Did it work?'

Guy 1: 'Yeah it worked. That's a classic face up line right there.'

face up line by Nolagrrrl May 9, 2009

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Faked Up

any woman faking it with hair extensions, push up bra/chicken fillets, false eyelashes and anything other than her natural hair colour.

What do you think about her?

Shes a bit faked up for my liking, just another Paris Hilton wannabe!

Faked Up by NoImNotStewy May 27, 2010

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face up

The act of smoking an entire blunt on your own.

Bra, I'm finna face up this loud blunt.

face up by BCashKy859 July 13, 2016

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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