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Facebook Sniper

A person that tags you on facebook when you're out without you knowing it blowing your cover.
Person A: Man I left that crazy bitch at the other club time to cut loose.

Person B: Well don't look know but she just walked in and is coming this way.

Person A: How the fuck did she find me. Aww shit Mike just tagged me here on facebook. Fucking facebook sniper.
by Bondito007 May 6, 2011
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Facebook sniper

Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.
Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.
by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009
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Facebook Sniper: Someone who seems to always IM you immediately after you log in.
Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
by Nesredep July 5, 2010
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That one guy/girl who you barely know (maybe you had one class with them, in middle school, and you don't remember them ever saying anything to you, and you only ever heard them speak...once) you accepted a friends request from them and then they randomly comment on an update that you post on your facebook even though you never actually talk to them.
Whoah, that kid with the crutch in Physical Science Freshman year just Facebook Sniper'd me!"
by The Rabblerouser April 30, 2009
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facebook snyper

someone who stays on facebook just to IM his/her friends once they log on and ruin their facebook experience
Facebook Snyper: Hey whats up??
Facebook Friend: ugh hey
Facebook Friend: is offline
by ShittyLiddy January 6, 2010
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Facebook Snipe

The act of writing a ridiculous or offensive comment on Facebook to get a ridiculous or offensive response, only to delete the offensive comment and leave the responder on his own, clearly out of line.
Boy: Fuck you Eric! You can go to hell for all I care!

Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?

Boy: I got Facebook Sniped
by BlueEyesWhiteBoy March 11, 2011
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the act of commenting a silly or ridiculous statement on another persons status that was suppose to be a serious or meaningful status
today i did a facebook snipe by commenting on Billy's status about how he failed his math test by commenting "cheeseburgers... FACEBOOK SNIPE!"
by dolladollatipy'all! October 15, 2010
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