face-high-five 

Slapping someone and leaving your hand on their face for more than 1 second. Thus high fiving their face. If you remove your hand before 1 second has passed, you have slapped your friend and thus subjected yourself the a slap in return.

"Man you just slapped me!"
"No, I gave you a face-high-five. My hand stayed on your face for longer than 1 second."

face-high-five by bdruckman218 February 29, 2012

High Five in the Face 

Noun and verb describing a solid smack by the palm to someone's nose, eye, cheeks, and lips area, but can rarely include ears if done by a professional or Yao Ming. This phrase is typically used in a threat that is never executed. Reserved for talkers, not walkers.

Boss: "No complaints about coming in to work on Saturday morning, alright people?"
Kiss-Ass: "Oh, never! Let's do brunch."
Boss: "Raise your hand in favor."
Johnson: "I'll give you a hand...a high five in the face."
Boss: "What's that?"
Johnson: "McMuffins?"

High Five in the Face by Seventothanine April 15, 2010

high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.

Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?

high five to the face by JRizzle2016 February 5, 2020