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face penis 

when someone is wearing a face mask incorrectly, covering their mouth but showing their nose. the term is comparing it to wearing pants with your penis sticking out.
"face penis, look out!"
"that guy has a face penis"
"can you please cover up your face penis?"
face penis by anonymous September 4, 2020

penis face mcgee

he is a person that has a penis for a face and a face for a penis

Penis Face 

A word to describe someone who has a face that looks like a penis.
Have you looked in the mirror lately, penis face?
Penis Face by Jackson January 25, 2004

Penis Face 

1. The polite way of calling someone a dick head.
2. One whom often has penis in their face.
Penis Face by carl huebner May 3, 2009

penis face 

An explitave used to describe someone behaving badly. Much more creative than asshole, fucker, or cunt.
That server was very curt, what a penis face!
penis face by maurad April 18, 2006

Penis Face-off 

When two penis' meet on chat-roulette in an awkward standoff against one another.
#1- bro worst thing... i was doing my usual thing on chat-roulette-
#2- jerking it again...?
#1- yeah, when all of a sudden, some other guy came on and we had a penis face-off.
#2- who won?
#1- he did...
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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