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face fuckery 

Being verbally fucked in the face by a fuckface
Looking at the prices is one thing. Experiencing the face fuckery that is the NYC real estate brokerage business is something else.
face fuckery by QuakePhil July 25, 2016
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Face Fucker 

A man who pumps away at a woman's mouth during a blowjob as if he were fucking a hole in the wall, usually with his hands on either side of her head.
I needed to deep throat an entire box of Popsicle's after that Face Fucker treated my mouth like it was a pumpkin with a lubed-up hole cut into it.
Face Fucker by MomWhoreReet June 18, 2019

fuckety fuck face fucker 

A term that conveys severe distress or anger. Usually spoken in a low tone since the number of f-bombs dropped alone releases enough anger so that you don't need to yell. Also, it is usually directed toward an individual that is the cause of distress or anger. It is also a creative form of alliteration.
person 1: Your mom is a skank fuckin hoe
person 2: Fuck you fuckety fuck face fucker!

fuck face fucker 

Someone’s face that always looks fucked
Damn that Kevin sure has a fucked up face!!! Bet he’s a fuck face fucker
fuck face fucker by Biblethumper666 December 3, 2020

Dusty Necro Face Fucker 

When you dig up your friends grandmother and face fuck her dirty ass until dust comes out her ears and nose.
Hey, Last night I'm not proud of it but that Australian fucker Ed kept running his mouth so I did the unthinkable. I dusty necro face fucker ed his dead grandmother. My dick burns. There was no Puss Mush and the dead bitch now has Zerbies

cunt face fucker 

Absolute arsehole and idiot beyond the normal rounds of idiocy. A compleat utter mess up,
You are a total cunt face fucker how dare you who do u think you are
cunt face fucker by Missy m s October 6, 2015

Fucker Face Fucker 

A term of endearment that a wife called her old man. It's nice to wakeup in the morning with a kiss and hug, with love you fucker face fucker. So you give her a pet name like (cum guzzling sewer slut)

Hope everyone get a love like that....
Good Morning fucker face fucker.
Love you too bitch.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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