2 definitions by The John Ray

Fucker Face Fucker

A term of endearment that a wife called her old man. It's nice to wakeup in the morning with a kiss and hug, with love you fucker face fucker. So you give her a pet name like (cum guzzling sewer slut)

Hope everyone get a love like that....

Good Morning fucker face fucker.
Love you too bitch.

by The John Ray March 28, 2019

Condommint

The hard crusty dried stuff at the end of a used condom

Hey! What the hell is this condommint doing under my pillow?

by The John Ray December 27, 2008