FABWICH is a brand new sandwich from an electric clamping tight sandwich maker. Your two slices of granary bread are loaded with cheddar cheese, tomato puree, AND, a touch - (just a touch) of marmite - IT'S S C R U M P I L I C I O U S !
FABWULF:- FABWULF is, some say, a phantom wolf who has a mixture of a notable FABARM and a wicked old English wolf. He/she/it - (because it is 'STREEMLYVIOLENT - E V E N WHEN ASLEEP) - will kill any animal or human just for the fun of it! To FABWULF or not to FABWULF - That's NEVER a question!
DON'T take a shortcut down that little lane through the woods, I heard that a FABWULF hangs out behind a HUGE tree, just waiting for a lovely lunch like you to turn up. I'll walk home with you up here in the safety.