fabbatical

any extended period of leave from one's customary habit of always being on facebook, absorbing more meaningless drivel from people you haven't missed for years but are now somehow your FB friends, for the purpose of performing work, getting rest or to acquire new skills or training, etc. In other words, to get a life.

Patti's life had become a train wreck, her facebook addiction almost worse than meth. She clearly needs a fabbatical.

fabbatical by russtafc January 5, 2011

fratbatical 

an extended period of time one takes off to do fratty things and nothing else.

"hey man, i'm done with these exams. i'm going on a fratbatical."

fratbatical by teezybaby April 28, 2009

Soul Sabbatical 

A period of rest taken by the principle of life, feeling, thought, and action in humans.

Guy #1: "Man, have you seen bill in a while?"

Guy #2: "Yeah, I went to his house and he was in the middle of a soul sabbatical."

Soul Sabbatical by wussy February 26, 2010

sabbatical 

Leave time with pay granted to a teacher or professor after serving for six or seven years on the same faculty. Its purpose is to give an extended period of time for concentrated study.

A sabbatical year is a prolonged hiatus, typically one year, in the career of an otherwise successful individual taken in order to fulfill some dream, e.g. writing a book or travelling extensively. Some universities and other institutional employers of scientists, physicians, and/or academics offer a paid sabbatical as an employee benefit

I need a sabbatical to think over some things and get away from the daily routine.

sabbatical by Adanedhel July 3, 2005

Spank sabbatical 

Taking a time out, a breather from long periods of masterbating.

My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.

Spank sabbatical by Amawee21 May 15, 2016

Fratbatical 

Skipping one's classes or other academic obligations for an extended period of time in order to pursue other, more socially rewarding activities, such as drinking, golfing, and deep sea fishing. Other acceptable albeit less fratty activities include sleeping, movie-watching, and playing Call of Duty.

Zach showed up to Intro to Accounting for the first two weeks but then decided to go on fratbatical and wasn't seen until the final exam.

Fratbatical by Herak Obama September 6, 2011

herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.

a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.

herpes sabbatical by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010