a rest from logging on/using Facebook that could last for a week to a month. The user will stay facebbatical until something new and eventful thing happens in their life.
any extended period of leave from one's customary habit of always being on facebook, absorbing more meaningless drivel from people you haven't missed for years but are now somehow your FB friends, for the purpose of performing work, getting rest or to acquire new skills or training, etc. In other words, to get a life.
Patti's life had become a train wreck, her facebook addiction almost worse than meth. She clearly needs a fabbatical.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"