f.ETA

f.ETA is a fabricated estimated time of arrival, when you literally have no idea of an estimated time of arrival, you completely fabricate and lie about when the shipment will arrive.

Hey John, wondering when my order is due? Hey Matt, the f.ETA on the shipment is tomorrow, it has already left via DHL.

by burger69boy December 2, 2024

Fetal

When you are so depressed, all you want to do is go back in time and crawl back into the womb assuming the fetal position, wishing you were never born.

Bruv that's bare fetal!

by Bubzy G January 27, 2017

Fetace

Stemming from the word fetus, a fetace is a tiny angry poker player that fidgets when he gets "pocket aces"

1. "What you wanna do tonight?"
"Anything but play poker, Fetace squirms too much"

2. "Fetace is sipping his water again...I think he's gonna spit up"

by Alonzo Defonzo December 8, 2006

Fetaling

The act of crying while lying in a fetal position

After every time Garrett speaks to Evangeline, he spends the next two hours fetaling.

by Tinder Troll October 21, 2016

fetal squeeze

The act of going into a fetal position to squeeze out that shit when you get a stomachache.

I went into a fetal squeeze after having that burrito

by Gifted Child October 19, 2009

Fetal Personhood

An extremist Force Birth idea that a fetus has the same personhood rights of human being, therfore canceling out the personhood rights of the pregnant Woman/girl to make here own individual Healthcare choice of whether or not to carry a pregnancy to full term even if the pregnancy was forced upon them without consent.

"Your Honor, Fetal Personhood doesn't cancel out my clients Personhood right to make her own health decisions" replied Heather who's legal clients was seeking to end her unplanned pregnancy

by Libertius November 11, 2022

aborted fetal colada

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.

My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019