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FUCK-WIT: noun

1) The person suppling a given situation's fuckwittery.

2) An extremely stupid person who is not content to merely be dull and quiet, but must attract attention and attempt to influence situations based on half-formed thoughts and impulses.
Many people say our president is a f*ckwit, and I'd have to agree with them.
F*ckwit by Jes Caylor September 20, 2005
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Someone who is a total fuck but is also a halfwit. Sometimes defined as one who is a dimwit and a fucktard as well.
Get out of the way f*ckwit!
F*ckwit by Tate Hemlock December 28, 2005
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F*ckwittery 

Extremely stupid/mindless behaviour, thoughts, company policies, decisions
"Right that's it, I can't deal with this f*ckwittery any more, just leave my space now before I am forced to bang some sense into that head of yours"
F*ckwittery by Jaki Jordan September 8, 2005

Oh f*ckity! 

An exclamation usually texted by people who swear and do not have parents who check their phone

Swearing spelling of "Oh h*ckity!"
Willie: Yo, I just lost my virginity!
Kevin: Oh f*ckity!
Oh f*ckity! by Oh h*ck! February 26, 2018

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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