Eyewash 

A descriptive term used to describe someone whose presence has no meaningful impact or relevance in a given situation.

A: you see (person C) at the club? He was just standing in the corner being creepy

B: Yea bro, the dude is so eyewash it’s crazy

Eyewash by KLJ13 May 26, 2019

Eyewash 

A piece of equipment that is unnecessarily showy.

Person 1: “I just got these bright pink football gloves.”
Coach: “It’s just more eyewash.”

Eyewash by IndigoPotato August 10, 2022

fisherman's eyewash 

Staring directly down a girl's vagina, and stimulating her clitoris until she squirts in your eye.

"How the f**k did Terry get an eye infection?"

"His girlfriend gave him a fisherman's eyewash last night."

fisherman's eyewash by Maciej911 November 30, 2014

billie eyewash

The way she drags it out of her eilish after the whiplash

I jerk'd so hard she Billie eilish'd it out her eye #billie eyewash

billie eyewash by BillieWaxer December 29, 2023

Billie Eyelash 

Another meme-y way of saying Billie Eilish's name

Jay: Have you heard Billie Eyelash's new song?
Zoe: You mean Eilish?
Jay: No, isn't it Eyelash?

Billie Eyelash by jlvwii April 30, 2019

Eyelash Clan 

The most superior group on the web originated from the wonderful community of Bites Only Asmr, we have a chart to celebrate everybody's Ber Days, it is founded by •Billy Eyelash• and is located in our Queen (Bites Only Asmr)'s comment section

Person 1:"Have you joined the Eyelash Clan yet?"
Person 2:"No, is that a cult?"
Person: 1"Absolutely not!"

Eyelash Clan by Eyelashes are Great September 25, 2020

William Eyelash 

The name Rainn Wilson gave Billie Eilish as a name

Person 1: do you know William Eyelash?

Person 2: no, tf is that?

Person 1: well it’s Billie Eilish you fake stan

William Eyelash by Back Pain Pills August 4, 2019