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Gloopy mucus found in corners of eyes on waking. (posh word is sleep)
Hey, you've got some eye poo
eye poo by ezman January 17, 2004
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The hole in your arse between your cheeks. Also known as an arsehole
Jane loved it when I shagged her poo eye.
poo eye by Sick Matto June 22, 2005

poo bulls eye 

Attempting to clear the remaining poo in a toilet with a stream of piss. Also, 'pooseye'.
"Man, the shitter was nasty, but I hit a poo bulls eye with that beer piss and cleaned 'er right up!"
poo bulls eye by punk8punk January 9, 2014

Eye-poop 

Eye-poop originates from danish. An eye-poop is a thing so ugly to the eye that it should be removed from the public scene.

An eye-poop is a human-made thing and does not include animals/people.
Look at that building, that's a real eye-poop.
Eye-poop by oddpony October 15, 2010

eye poop 

I believe the origin of this word have been around since before my time. However, It was brought to my attention one tday that this was still a word. The word was said by none other than Mr. Reppert, while at my house. He recognized the fact that Binks had eye poop...in his eye.
EWWW. Binks still has eye poop.
eye poop by drew s April 3, 2005

Queer eye gay faggot poofter

A quadruple insult to a homosexual person.
Homophobia is not a crime. So go fuck yourself you fucking queer eye gay faggot poofter!

poopy eye 

After smoking marijuana, one eye looks more stoned than the other.
Martha must have been smoking some good shit because she's got poopy eye.
poopy eye by poopthug May 6, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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