3 definitions by punk8punk
A "dude" that never gets laid, or fucked his cousin when he was 16. He wears a worn out Punisher t-shirt to claim his stake as First and plans his costume for Comic Con ten months in advance. Lives in the basement of his parents house with his SEGA gaming console which is better than any other gaming console, dude! Gets excited and waves his arms a lot over stupid shit no one cares about. Probably played a animal in a community theater production at some point.
by punk8punk February 10, 2019
A friend that pops in and out of your life when they need something but never stays around long to develop a real friendship.
You: You still talk with Bridget? Me: Whenever she feels like calling me up outta no where. She' a convenience store friend, but I'm usually not up for playing 7-11.
by punk8punk November 13, 2014
"Man, the shitter was nasty, but I hit a poo bulls eye with that beer piss and cleaned 'er right up!"
by punk8punk January 9, 2014