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Eye Magnet 

Any anatomical feature so outstanding (be it for size, attractiveness or freakishness) that it commands one's attention at first glance and is difficult to not notice, double-take, stare-at or rubber-neck.
Woman: "What are you staring at?"
Man: "Come on; don't act like you don't know you're harboring eye magnets! You look like you're smuggling twins on the black market"
Woman: "Jerk."
Man: "Maybe later."
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Eye Magnet 

Anyone who looks either so appealing or so appalling that your eyes can't help but look at them more than you should. Staring should be done as discretely as possible unless you really feel like coming off as creepy to anyone who sees you.
A: It was kinda creepy that you wouldn't stop looking at her.
B: I couldn't help looking that eye magnet, she was soooo gorgeous!
Eye Magnet by Eye Magnetism June 8, 2009

Eye Magnet 

(n.)

1. A video/picture/image that is pleasant to watch/look at/listen to, so pleasant that you can can't stop coming back to watch/look at/listen to it multiple times

2. A thing that you would look at, look away and be done with it, go back and look at it when you are bored, and repeat.
That gif of Kirby with an umbrella is a eye magnet.
Eye Magnet by Other_Person June 15, 2020

eye magnets 

whwaaaa look at her eye magnets
eye magnets by Steph May 31, 2004

eye magnets 

can't take my eyes off her eye magnets
eye magnets by Fatal Puppy June 5, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022