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When a girl get extremely dry skin under her eye brown and it looks like a load was just blown on her eye.
Girl1 : look at my eye whats wrong with it?
Girk 2: it looks like jizz eye.. its so dry it looks like crusty jizz.
JIZZ EYE by ginger btits March 14, 2010

Pink Jizz eye 

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye
Pink Jizz eye by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.
I got jizz eye the other night from my boyfriend.
Jizz eye by Jon & Kevin September 26, 2021
The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.
I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.
Jizz eye by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021
The crusty stuff present in one's eyes when one wakes up.
I could barely open my eyes this morning, I had so much eyejizz in 'em.
eyejizz by marla June 25, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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