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eye cum shot 

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.
Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."
eye cum shot by John Plato June 11, 2008

cum shot to the eye 

when a human being spunks in someones eye usually unexpectedly, causing severe loss of sight
jenni cuatro took a cum shot to the eye

cum in my eye 

An exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance
You're actually telling me that my mum featured in 'Two Girls, One Pilchard'? Oh, cum in my eye.
A form of transporting the sperm to somebodies eye ball, it is a process which may hurt the person who is getting sprayed but it can be extremly pleaurable for the man who cums in somebodys eye and he finds its rather amusing that he's creamed in somebodies eye.
Humpfry was excited and pulled my eyelids apart and Eyecum in them and it really hurt.
Eyecum by Harchan January 16, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026