eye cum

Name given to mucus secreted from the eyes, during sleep this mucus solidifies to form solid eye cum flakes

Steve: dude wtf happened last night?
Dave: dunno, but i woke up with a shit load of eye cum

by TwigZ540 May 16, 2006

eye cum shot

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.

Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."

by John Plato June 11, 2008

cum shot to the eye

when a human being spunks in someones eye usually unexpectedly, causing severe loss of sight

jenni cuatro took a cum shot to the eye

by master.oogwey69420 July 29, 2020

cum in my eye

An exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance

You're actually telling me that my mum featured in 'Two Girls, One Pilchard'? Oh, cum in my eye.

by cuminmyfriedpilchard inc. June 23, 2016

Eyecum

A form of transporting the sperm to somebodies eye ball, it is a process which may hurt the person who is getting sprayed but it can be extremly pleaurable for the man who cums in somebodys eye and he finds its rather amusing that he's creamed in somebodies eye.

Humpfry was excited and pulled my eyelids apart and Eyecum in them and it really hurt.

by Harchan January 16, 2008