to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.
by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Union Jack's secret identity
by Ex-on-Val-dez May 05, 2003

by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.
I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.
by Robert VonAwesome October 10, 2009

A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.
by Moe Beer January 02, 2009

Diarrhea into a large condom or large plastic bag, then abruptly squeeze onto the victims chest and or face splattering said liquid feces for nice chocolate surprise.
by joseph Hazelwood December 15, 2008
