extra small

When a man fails to complete a simple task that other men could complete with ease they are extra small.
When a man acts like he is smug that he drives a hybrid or electric car.
When a man thinks hes great because he owns a sports car (this mostly occurs with porsche drivers).

Old apprentice: the new apprentice hasnt torqued that mans wheel on yesterday so it came off!
mechanic: extra small?
Old apprentice: yeah? Extra small mate!
Man who is extra small: Do you like my new por-shaa?
Guy: rather have a rs 2000

extra small by Evbuscus October 27, 2015

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extra small drink

a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept

my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...

the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !

get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!

extra small drink by michael foolsley July 11, 2022

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Ecuadorian extra small

calling a person ecuadorian extra small is not quite like calling someone ecuadorian small. Ecuadorian small is a term used to describe someone with a monstrously so Avg. Dick size of 7.5 to 9 inches & above.

However, ecuadorian extra small is simply below average but not tiny.

the more extras you add, the tinier the dick becomes.

is he Ecuadorian Small, nah hes Ecuadorian extra Small.

ah thats ight, as long as its not a third leg.

yo, did you hear about that his ecuadorian small?
nah i heard its an ecuadorian extra extra extra small.

oh, i feel bad for the mate.

Ecuadorian extra small by Life AInt heCk December 1, 2019

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extra extra small underwear

the size of underwear commonly worn by men with unfortuanatly small penii

omg matthew madden has such a small penis!

yeah hes extra extra small underwear size, from the M&S children's department

extra extra small underwear by chinchinchin December 15, 2011

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extra large small fry

U will find out

I love shoveling down extra large small fry down my throat... ummm yummy.

extra large small fry by Nugget96 January 30, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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