Evaluna is a synonym for "Beautiful and perfect guuurl" or for "Bob the builder". When you scream her name during sex, her cyprin turns into gold. You can kill Evaluna if you say "chill" three times. According to the legend, she's sailing aboard Capitaine Fracasse on the Seine.
Eva Luna = Woman (of the) moon in latin. She's the best friend you'll ever get. Evaluna will give you memories you'll never forget. She eats everything she sees and loves to cook.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!