The best person you can ever come across. This guy is a bonificad superstar when it comes to getting girls to show their tits. He is NOT circumcised and carries an above average penis. He has an amazing taste in girls because he only dates 10/10 hotties. When an Evgenij enters a room everyone takes note of his bulge and stares. Everyone wishes they were an Evgenij but not everyone has what it takes.
Randy: Dude who is that guy with the cool hair
Bob: Oh that is Evgenij
Randy: I wish I had his many abilities
Bob: Me and you both brother
Bob: Oh that is Evgenij
Randy: I wish I had his many abilities
Bob: Me and you both brother
by Hydro mask November 03, 2020
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
