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When having both anal and vaginal sex, and the man ejaculated in each orifice an uneven amount of times, and he performs one last sex act to even it out.
"I blew two loads in her ass, but only one in her puss, so in the morning I woke her up with an evenout".
Evenout by vangus September 11, 2011
Tall cute boy that breaks girls hearts. Typically with long hair. He will do anything for a friend. But once he finds the girl of of his dreams he keeps her.
That Eveson is a great guy
eveson by Boo baby January 6, 2018

evasourvinos 

A super really kind person who is really caring and sweet!
a girl:hey do you know evasourvinos?
other girl:oh ofc I do she is so kind !
evasourvinos by mikankinnie March 31, 2021
A female who is a woman of intrigue that grew up low, but manipulates her way to the top(portrays herself as high class/professional) while still keeping trashy behavior in secret. These women are almost always extremely beautiful and usually have the most beautiful eyes in the world. They have a tendency to be delusional, self absorbed, control freaks that do a very thorough job of making you think they're smarter and more professional than they really are. An Eveswound can be healed becoming a very saintly wife and mother. Some Eveswounds do bisexual/homosexual behaviors like being dominatrixes. These women are like the heart of feminism in it's toxicity. Don't let them do sorcery.

Fictional Eveswounds:

Type A: Cersei Lannister, Azula, Alicia Florrick, Mollie Jensen, Type B: Daenryas Targaryen, Regina(Mean girls), Regina(O.U.A.T.), Olivia Pope

Non-fictional Eveswounds:

Type A: Kaitlyn Collins, Melania Trump, Vanessa Williams, Taylor Swift, Whitney Houston, Malika Andrews, Paris Hilton, Jada Pinkett smith, Lori Harvey, Erika Kirk

Type B: Kamala Harris, Amber heard, Hilary Clinton

Type C: Dolly Parton, Sza

Type D: Cher

Type E: Billie Eillish, Molly Stewart(NSFW(porn))
The daughters of Cain were like Eveswounds; they adorned themselves in brightly colored fashion and cosmetics while Genun played riveting music with a Satanic enchantment to lure the sons of Seth from off of the mountain(2nd Book of Adam & Eve).
Eveswound by Properincel October 15, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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