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When having both anal and vaginal sex, and the man ejaculated in each orifice an uneven amount of times, and he performs one last sex act to even it out.
"I blew two loads in her ass, but only one in her puss, so in the morning I woke her up with an evenout".
Evenout by vangus September 11, 2011
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Tall cute boy that breaks girls hearts. Typically with long hair. He will do anything for a friend. But once he finds the girl of of his dreams he keeps her.
That Eveson is a great guy
eveson by Boo baby January 6, 2018

evasourvinos 

A super really kind person who is really caring and sweet!
a girl:hey do you know evasourvinos?
other girl:oh ofc I do she is so kind !
evasourvinos by mikankinnie March 31, 2021
A female who is a woman of intrigue that grew up low, but manipulates her way to the top(portrays herself as high class/professional) while still keeping trashy behavior in secret. These women are almost always extremely beautiful and usually have the most beautiful eyes in the world. They have a tendency to be delusional, self absorbed, control freaks that do a very thorough job of making you think they're smarter and more professional than they really are. An Eveswound can be healed becoming a very saintly wife and mother. Some Eveswounds do bisexual/homosexual behaviors like being dominatrixes. These women are like the heart of feminism in it's toxicity. Don't let them do sorcery.

Fictional Eveswounds:

Type A: Cersei Lannister, Azula, Alicia Florrick, Mollie Jensen, Type B: Daenryas Targaryen, Regina(Mean girls), Regina(O.U.A.T.), Olivia Pope

Non-fictional Eveswounds:

Type A: Kaitlyn Collins, Melania Trump, Vanessa Williams, Taylor Swift, Whitney Houston, Malika Andrews, Paris Hilton, Jada Pinkett smith, Lori Harvey, Erika Kirk

Type B: Kamala Harris, Amber heard, Hilary Clinton

Type C: Dolly Parton, Sza

Type D: Cher

Type E: Billie Eillish, Molly Stewart(NSFW(porn))
The daughters of Cain were like Eveswounds; they adorned themselves in brightly colored fashion and cosmetics while Genun played riveting music with a Satanic enchantment to lure the sons of Seth from off of the mountain(2nd Book of Adam & Eve).
Eveswound by Properincel October 15, 2025