Evenout

When having both anal and vaginal sex, and the man ejaculated in each orifice an uneven amount of times, and he performs one last sex act to even it out.

"I blew two loads in her ass, but only one in her puss, so in the morning I woke her up with an evenout".

by vangus September 11, 2011

evenutahlkt

You fools. You think you can restrain me? You think you can hold me back? Pathetic. You are nothing more than an old shoe box that has been sitting in the closet for 3 years, collecting dust, scraps, and all else one would find in a closet shoe box. It’s embarrassing really, that you think you can contain my power. That you think you can cage me in this mortal plane of puny existence. It’s no matter, for my true power will be released in the near future, and I will locate you, tie you down, and release my feces into your scrotum. Farewell, coward, for I must be going now.

Yeah, evenutahlkt means eventually, as in I will evenutahlkt consume you.

by yummy_thick April 17, 2019