Everything is Alright

A song by a band named Motion City Soundtrack, which came off of their second studio album titled "Commit this to Memory" it speaks of just forgetting your "problems" to thus make yourself a better person, instead of harping on the past as so many of us do. the video includes the lead singer sitting in a therapist chair admitting to a therapist all of the troubles that have been in his life, the therapist responds in the lead singers voice "Tell me that you're Alright.... that Everything is Alright..."

"I think of the things

I do when I'm nervous
like cleaning the oven
or checking my tires
or counting the number of tiles in the ceiling
HEAD for THE HILLS the KITCHEN'S ON FIRE!

I used to rely on self medication,
I guess I still use that from time to time,
But I'm getting better at fighting the FUTURE!

SOMEDAY YOU'll BE FINE!!!

YES I'LL BE JUST FINE!!!!

EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT......EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT!!!!

Oh please tell me that you're alright....that everything is alright......

Look up on iTunes: Motion City Soundtrack: Commit this to Memory (or Motion City Soundtrack: Everything is Alright") your ears will be sorry for not listening to them...

Everything is Alright by Jer-Hey!!! March 7, 2012

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everything is going to be alright

1. The phrase Two-Face wanted Jim Gordon to say in "The Dark Knight".
2. A lie that you tell someone when they are probably going to die.

1. Two-Face: "Tell him everything is going to be alright".

Jim Gordon: "Everything is going to be alright son".

2. John: "Dude everything is going to be alright".

Tom: "NO IT'S NOT, THAT IS A LIE, WE ARE GOING TO DIE!".

everything is going to be alright by SoliquidForLife January 18, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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