SoliquidForLife's definitions

Hallelujah

1. Response to your climax or to you cumming.
2. To praise God.

1.*Jim has just had sex and climaxrd all over Katie*
Jim: Hallelujah!
Katie: Hallelujah!
2. Bill: Hallelujah! Praise God! Praise Jesus.

by SoliquidForLife July 14, 2018

Hulu and Chill

Netflix and Chill, but with Invader Zim

Bill: You wanna Hulu and Chill?
Kate: Put that shit on right now!

by SoliquidForLife February 21, 2018

One

A number you can't count to.

Greg: Bob, can you count numbers?
Bob: Yeah, um, no.
Greg: One, One you fucking idiot.

by SoliquidForLife December 30, 2017

Kids

Something you don't want to have.

"My kids just set the house on fire."

by SoliquidForLife December 6, 2017

Fap Party

When you and a couple of friends get together to watch porn and fap to it. It is only gay if you look at each other, if not then it's perfectly not gay.

1: Y'all wanna have a Fap Party?
2: Ain't that gay?
1: Only if we look at each other.
2: Cool, cool.

by SoliquidForLife December 14, 2019

everything is going to be alright

1. The phrase Two-Face wanted Jim Gordon to say in "The Dark Knight".
2. A lie that you tell someone when they are probably going to die.

1. Two-Face: "Tell him everything is going to be alright".

Jim Gordon: "Everything is going to be alright son".

2. John: "Dude everything is going to be alright".

Tom: "NO IT'S NOT, THAT IS A LIE, WE ARE GOING TO DIE!".

by SoliquidForLife January 18, 2019

( ‾ʖ̫‾)

When somebody say / does something stupid.

Jake: I just became a vegan today. *eats normal hot dog*
Me: ( ‾ʖ̫‾)

by SoliquidForLife November 29, 2017