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Random Event Day 

Random Event Day lasts from January 1st to December 31st each year, and during this period you are allowed to beat up anyone who thinks that random arbitrary event days listed on UrbanDictionary are legally binding, have mandatory participation, warrant any legitimacy at all, are funny, or otherwise recognise their existence beyond a level of thinking they're stupid.

Extra punishment is allowed if someone posts a screenshot of the definition of an "event day" onto Discord with some ominous or victorious music.
People who post about events such as Beat a Furry Day, Hug a Furry Day, Discord User Day, and all other similar event days are eligible for beating as per the specifications of Random Event Day.
Random Event Day by RobotSpark December 11, 2021

National send Even nudes day 

14 juli må du sende nudes til Even
Håvard: Idag e d 14 juli
Tormod: ååå faen det e national send Even nudes day. Da må æ send:(

Grab Even More Ass Day 

It is on April 13th were you grab even more asses than the days before.
Guys or Girls, but if you are a guy grabbing another guy's ass you should say "no homo"
Let's go grab that ass because it's Grab Even More Ass Day

Even a broken clock is right twice a day 

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.
"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day 

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

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So Rizz and Skibidi ohio
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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