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That evatt dude is the shit
evatt by Brandon3131 February 27, 2023
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The type of guy who is not actually gay, but acts zesty as hell.
Bro why are your toes curled? You're acting like a total Ematt right now
Ematt by Josa$$ November 2, 2022
An Evette is a person who is hard to figure out. She’ll smile bright and laugh all the time but it’s hard to tell how she’s really feeling. She laughs at everything even her own mistakes. She is crazy in public and even crazier with her friends. She’s chased by guys because of her banging body. Her style is better than anyone’s you’ll ever see. She usually has curly hair and dark mysterious eyes. She most likely has glasses and an hourglass body. An Evette is easy to upset and will always keep the first impression in mind. An Evette will act dumb for the comedic factor but she is quite intelligent if she tries. She may forgive but she’ll never forget.
Boy: did you see that girl? She’s low key really hot.

Boy #2: must be an Evette. careful man, she’s confusing.

Evette: *smiles and runs away with friends*
Evette by Hammysam December 29, 2019

eatthatpussy445 

God himself, makes great content.
Good evening twitter this is ya boi eatthatpussy445 and about forty to fifty minutes ago, I beat the fuck outta my dick
eatthatpussy445 by Meme Buffet September 25, 2017
Beautiful, Russian pussycat who also answers to the name Catwoman.

Evetta has no time for small talk and enjoys meeting interesting people who are inspiring and creative. She's hard to get close to, but if you do Evetta is the most loyal companion.
Evetta is the best friend I could ever ask for.
evetta by Kitten09 March 16, 2014
A beautiful latin girl that has nice tits. An Evette is nice to many but if you cross her she'll never change her mind to give you a second chance. You get one chance, unless you're her best friend, of course. She overthinks everything. A girl very fun to be around, usually courageous and adventurous. An Evette has light colored eyes. An Evette cares for her friends and gives great advice although she doesn't take her own advice. She puts others before her. She does things before thinking about them so very ambiguous. She's easily frightened but when you need a shoulder to cry on, shes always there for you.

Good traits: sweet, beautiful, funny, overachiever, loyal,caring, dependable
Bad Traits: jealousy, clingy, moody, boy-crazy

Everyone wants to know an Evette.
Guy: Theirs this beautiful girl i like, how do i tell her how i feel?
Evette: Just tell her, take the risk. -smiles-
Evette by elegantbabe July 2, 2015

Evanthia 

Evanthia a girl who's full of energy, which will alternate between good and bad, always fun to spend time around, she'll never miss a beat and will charm everyone around her with her cocky arrogance.

If you are lucky enough to meet an Evanthia, you should always try to annoy her as much as possible because she'll take it as a challenge and try to fight back in the cutest ways.
A girl helped me annoy my housemates the other day, she was definitely an Evanthia
Evanthia by gninorb_samoht May 7, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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