IFuckingHateEve's definitions

Eve

Adam's wife.
she ate the fucking fruit and doomed humanity

Person 1: I fucking hate Eve
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: She ate the fucking fruit and doomed humanity

by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023

John 1:14

A cool Bible verse that says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

Person 1: Yo bro have you heard of John 1:14
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: Its a cool Bible verse it says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023

beelzebub

he has a devil put aside for freddie mercury

freddie mercury: beelzebub has a devil put aside for me

by IFuckingHateEve December 2, 2023

retard

you

reader is a retard

by IFuckingHateEve December 2, 2023

qazwesdxcvfrtyghbnujmkliop

lmao fucking loser i thought of it first

Person 1: Search up qazwesdxcvfrtyghbnujmkliop on Urban Dictionary, I bet no one has defined it.
Person 2: qazwesdxcvfrtyghbnujmkliop
this page shows up

by IFuckingHateEve December 4, 2023

Jesus Christ the Nazarene

God in the flesh.

person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!

by IFuckingHateEve December 4, 2023

Eva Maria

She left looking for sun on the beach :(

Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner

by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023