the
best fucking shopping centre in glasgow. if you find yourself in this place just know, you are in fucking heaven. there are three floors in st Enoch and they are as follows
Ground floor “The warzone”
On the ground floor of St Enoch there is nothing to fucking do but get soaked by water guns from the neds that primarily stand on the middle floor. Out of all the floors despite it being called the warzone it is probably the most peaceful out of all the foors.
2nd Floor “Neds and Slags”
Ah the second floor, the most horrific floor of St Enoch. The second floor is home to the neds that are almost 100% carrying a
blade or some other medieval
weapon to
slash anybody who dares to get “wide” with them but we all know they will do absolutely
nada and just do it to look
cool. Also on this floor is home to the slags. Now, all they slags do is just stand there waiting for one of the neds to walk past them so they can pop the question of “wits ur
snap yer hot” which almost never happens but when it does, there is a large and very noticeable moaning sound coming from the bathrooms on the third floor.
The third Floor “
shag den”
Now the third floor of St Enoch is where
96% of all teenage pregnancies in Scotland occur, due to the fact that these fishy 14 year old girls get way to
horny and just
shag a ned in the girls cubicles.
St Enoch is truly a wonderful place and where most boys get their cock touched for the first time and im fucking proud of it
