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Mal-ested
Past tense. When your computer has been molested with malware. Only noticed by the owner once the malesting has been accomplished.
Developer 2, to self: "Why does it always say on my computer that the following violations..."
Developer 1, while looking at a duplicate screen(I assume, even right now as I type this) "...Because the violating has been done remotely, and your computer only knows that it has been mal-ested, and it probably blames you for not having a VPN, stupid!"(That's my best guess as to what the malesters are saying to themselves.)
Developer 1, while looking at a duplicate screen(I assume, even right now as I type this) "...Because the violating has been done remotely, and your computer only knows that it has been mal-ested, and it probably blames you for not having a VPN, stupid!"(That's my best guess as to what the malesters are saying to themselves.)
Mal-ested by Just Because I Said So. March 21, 2022
Estefania
Estefania is a beautiful girl she doesn’t need makeup she is a independent women and going to be rich in the future.
Estefania by Y’all girl January 12, 2019
Ester
A very beautiful and breathtaking girl. She will make you laugh no matter what. At first she may seem a bit weird, and you may be skeptical. But once you get to know her as a person, she will mean the world to you, and outshine any other girl.she doesn't view herself as a pearl, and just wants to love you and make you smile.
Ester by TheMoonAndEsterella July 27, 2017
esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez
A guy from the dopest Disney channel show, sweet life of Zach and Cody, who works at the Tipton hotel as the bell boy.
esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez by IDFK I'm a random person November 15, 2013
Estella
The most amazing person I’ve ever met. She is GORGEOUS (despite her saying she isn’t). She enjoys the simple things in life, like texting her good morning. She may seem tough on the outside but she is the sweetest person ever. She is the best listener and truly does care about you once you get to know her. She is the best best friend you could ever have. She would make the best girlfriend but you should know that it would be good idea to take notes on what she likes and what she doesn’t. Devote your time to her, she is like a puzzle, but remember the closer and closer you get to solving that puzzle you will start to reveal this person that you wish you could’ve seen earlier. Estella is one you want to always be around and will keep you thinking about on the daily. Not to mention the great memories you’ll make with her.
I used to feel lost and see the world as gray and black but once I met Estella she made my world turn to color.
Estella by kaylareese May 9, 2018
Selfie-Esteem
Selfie-Esteem by UltraLotus September 14, 2013
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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