esseology 

noun

defines a set of idealistic normative values and principles which comprise the culture of organic idealism. Which maintains that the essence of what is inherent, defines that which is inherently also essential.

esseology defines the principle of pursuing only those essentialities which both sustain and improve the quality of one's life and are in line with the balance of one's organic environment.

esseology by Baron Neville July 4, 2019

edgeology 

Amalgamation of the words edgy and ideology, it refers to ideologies that would either never work in a real life situation and/or have killed millions of people in the past.

Person 1: "Hey man! I think insert extremist ideology makes sense."
Person 2: "Can you stop romanticizing this edgeology that failed and killed millions of people in the past?"
Person 1: "Of course not! What else am I going to do?"

edgeology by Edgy Pseudo-intellectual September 21, 2019