Escapegoat

A goat used to escape a hostile or dangerous situation. Has no connection to "Scapegoat" whatsoever. The Escapegoat is usually ridden on its back by the escapee. They run very fast and uncontrollably. A sub-category of the Goat species.
My friend said "Dude, the gangsters are gonna cap us! Lets bail on our Escapegoat!"
by Escapegoat666 August 11, 2008
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Escapegoat

A scapegoat who sidesteps blame.
We tried to blame Dave for the school's failure but he's such an escapegoat that nothing ever sticks to him.
by Snaved December 08, 2009
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Escapegoat

This maneuver entails an individual T-bagging or (ball-wiping)the face of another, while them being unconscious or in a sleeping state. This task must be done in an undetected and swift manor, ninja like one might say. This being accomplished, earns the up-most honor in the grotesque society of discussing activities.
"Oh man, Oh man, Steve's about the escapegoat Mark while he's pasted out drunk!"..."nice bro! you did it, sweet!"

Person A: "AAAhhh, that was a nice nap"
Person B: looks over with a grin "Escapegoaded!"
Person A: "NNooooo! Ah man, nice one bro. You got me good! haha" High five.
by Up Dog? August 25, 2008
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Noun; The person on whom one blames their inability to attend to something they really didn't want to anyway.
I explained to Jenny that I couldn't make it to her jazz ensemble's rehearsal because Kevin was stranded at the airport and needed rescuing. He was the perfect escapegoat, since Jenny knows how broke he always is.
by Johnny Soporno February 05, 2006
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escapegoat

A former employee who gets blamed for everything wrong with a project because the remaining team resents him/her from escaping the mess.
Since Jim took the job in Hawaii his code has been the escapegoat for the security leak on the client's site.

Just use Ellen as an escapegoat; that bitch totally ditched us to open a B&B.
by Nixiedust March 05, 2011
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escapegoat

a person so clever and smart that they cannot be victimized or duped, a person who can use tricks or manoeuvres to escape a dangerous situation or predicament.
You cannot trap that guy. He is such an escapegoat.
by uttam maharjan July 21, 2010
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Escapegoat

Of the children whose parent(s) are diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder NPD, there is one child who is assigned the role of Scapegoat. The NPD person directs their abusive behavior, blame, rage, criticism, assault and battery toward this child. After the child grows into an adult and provide their own financial support, they go off and form a circle of friends and relatives who love and accept them. At this point, that have changed from Scapegoat to Escapegoat. They only see the NPD person in settings that the NPD will not attempt to reestablish the trauma bond with the Escapegoat.
To maintain peace of mind and emotional stability, the Escapegoat avoids the parent with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
by Sunset Slim C November 23, 2018
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