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a sweet beast, esp. a football player;

originates from Garrison Hearst
You are such an Erst; I sweat you so badly.
Erst by Annan E. Muss December 10, 2004
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Awesome-erst

Carly is the most Awesome-erst person I know
Awesome-erst by Andrew Stanley October 19, 2011

awesome-erst

Better then awesome, awesome-er.
There is nothing better then the awesome-erst.
It is higher then infinity plus 1.
Andrew: 'im awesome'
Carly: 'yeah well im awesome-er'
Andrew: 'thats not even a word'
Carly: 'oh yeah well im the awesome-erst'
Andrew: ' daymn gurlll you are the awesome-erst. i looe, im going to let my koala ears blow in the breeze'
awesome-erst by koalala October 19, 2011
Yer fancy clam with the poyle inside
"When your famous the world is yer erster"- Racetrack Higgins (Newsies)
Erster by BroadwayFangirl December 28, 2017
yer fancy clam wit the poyle inside.
Race: "When yer famous, the woild is yer erster."
Newsies: "Your what?"
Race: "YER ERSTER. Hey yk yer fancy clam wit the poyle inside!"
Newsies: "OYSTER"
Erster by randomnewsie May 20, 2021

erstwhile spouse 

Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband.
I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."

ex-wife ex-husband spouse estranged wife estranged husband