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a sweet beast, esp. a football player;

originates from Garrison Hearst
You are such an Erst; I sweat you so badly.
Erst by Annan E. Muss December 10, 2004
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Awesome-erst

More Awesome than awesome-er
Carly is the most Awesome-erst person I know
Awesome-erst by Andrew Stanley October 19, 2011

awesome-erst

Better then awesome, awesome-er.
There is nothing better then the awesome-erst.
It is higher then infinity plus 1.
Andrew: 'im awesome'
Carly: 'yeah well im awesome-er'
Andrew: 'thats not even a word'
Carly: 'oh yeah well im the awesome-erst'
Andrew: ' daymn gurlll you are the awesome-erst. i looe, im going to let my koala ears blow in the breeze'
awesome-erst by koalala October 19, 2011
Yer fancy clam with the poyle inside
"When your famous the world is yer erster"- Racetrack Higgins (Newsies)
Erster by BroadwayFangirl December 28, 2017
yer fancy clam wit the poyle inside.
Race: "When yer famous, the woild is yer erster."
Newsies: "Your what?"
Race: "YER ERSTER. Hey yk yer fancy clam wit the poyle inside!"
Newsies: "OYSTER"
Erster by randomnewsie May 20, 2021

erstwhile spouse 

Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband.
I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."

ex-wife ex-husband spouse estranged wife estranged husband
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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