ermehgwerd 

Ermahgerda lisped pronunciation of “oh my god,” The phonetically written captions are meant to sound like a speech impediment caused by the use of an orthodontic retainer, often using the snowclone template “Ermahgerd X.”

Ada : ermehgwerd I LERV U SER MAHCH
Sam : Why do you speak like this?
Ada : I HERV A RERTERNER ERN

Ada : Ermehgwerd did you see that new meme on 9gag?
Sam : Oh my god, wherer?

ermehgwerd by AdaSiniakPlank October 21, 2012

ermahgerd my balls itch 

1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.

boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch."
boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."

ermahgerd my balls itch by ermahgerd glersticks August 20, 2014

ermergerd 

It is a way of saying oh my god

Ermergerd it Santa!

ermergerd by Shibeshoglong October 28, 2013

ERMAHGERD 

Pronounced ER-MAH-GERD

Basically Oh My God pronouced with a lisp or as if you are wearing a retainer

"ERMAHGERD MAH FRAVRIT BERKS"

Translation: "Oh my god, my favourite books!"

ERMAHGERD by me<3cock August 22, 2012

Ermuhgerd

The feeling of being in such an exciting situation that you can't finish your sentences in a correct ermugerd.

"That concert was so awesome that I ermuhgerd!"

Ermuhgerd by PotatoLover25 January 5, 2015

ermahgerd 

used for internet memes. An obnoxious way to say "Oh, My God" with strong emphasis on the R sounds. Typically followed by other words with emphasis on the R sounds.

ERMAHGERD, ERNSTAGERM (Oh, my god, Instagram)
ERMAHGERD, MER FERCE HERTS (Oh, my god, my face hurts)

ermahgerd by byknightsfall June 27, 2012

ermahgerd 

used in memes. a parody of "oh my god." also an example of rhotic harmony (linguistics--also seen in the language Yurok, a Native American Language from coastal California)

ermahgerd! Bertmern!

ermahgerd by rhotichermerny May 15, 2013