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Erect Nipples 

An early-warning system deployed by women to indicate A) they are feeling cold or B) they are feeling horny. The skill lies in the interpretation.
If you see a woman with erect nipples try asking: "Are those two frozen peas in your bra or would you like me to fuck you?"
Erect Nipples by Seaman April 30, 2006
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Erect Nipples 

Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.
Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"
Erect Nipples by Nipplewomen July 18, 2005

erect nipples 

Women have them when they're feeling cold or horny.

If they are sexually aroused, their nipples could even get harder when squeezed, pulled out or sucked on.
- I can tell ya that young lady is ready to get fucked!
- How come??
- Those erect nipples! It's hot so she must be very horny.
erect nipples by BCE1 August 6, 2021

Erect Nipple Syndrome 

(ENS) A phrase used to describe a woman in any situation who has pert, visible nipples coming from under a garment of clothing

E.N.A (erect nipple alert) 

The look of having your nipples stand out, "erect"

Usually someone with ENA does not have a bra on
Lucy:Janet, that girl has a major case of E.N.A (erect nipple alert)
Janet:OMG, Luc, she totally does! That ho must have forgotten her bra!
Lucy: What else do you expect from the school slut?

Erectipples 

The next level of Erect Nipples
guy 1 *holy hell look and those Erectipples.
guy 2 *Fr those protruding pellets are staring at me.
Erectipples by Rad Chad09 April 12, 2023
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