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Equipment 

It is the entire male package. We're talking the nuts and bolt, the twig and berries, the cock and balls.
Brandon: "Hey have you heard all the talk about Dan's incredible member?"

Lee: "Yeah, why is such good equipment wasted on a fucking mormon?"
Equipment by Lee T September 26, 2005

Flight Equipment 

The only shop in a squadron that is continuously pestered and bothered by other shops, for the lack of contribution to aircraft maintenance by bitch ass whiners who are mad and over worked due to their superiors having poor leadership qualities.
You want me to go to which aircraft and fix what? I'm sorry you must be new, we're flight equipment we don't do that shit, maybe you'll think about lat moving when you re-enlist.
Flight Equipment by Cpl Tony January 27, 2010

antique farm equipment 

a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".
Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."

outdated farm equipment 

Markett: Dayyyum (damn) this rap music be hardcore.

John: Quiet, you piece of outdated farm equipment.

Markett: What the @#!~ you just say?

obsolete farm equipment 

- " Is Jimmy in the bar? If he's there, his motorcycle will be parked out front."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."

modern farm equipment 

Harry Mexicans. No need for big green tractors when you've got Mexicans.
Juan is a piece of fine modern farm equipment