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epocalypze 

A streamer with luscious long hair, glowing eyes and a FAT COCK. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL BE THE FATTEST COCK TWITCH STREAMER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE! Make sure to drop a sub if you come across his twitch channel because every sub that is gained, he twerks his bare arse for approximately 10-15 seconds

EPOCALYPZE ON TWITCH
Omg that guy is such an epocalypze, i can sense his fat cock energy from here!
epocalypze by Epocalypze September 8, 2021
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Epocalypse

the stage in which all the Internet developments and activities will come to an end and the Internet age will be supplanted by some other form of IT.
Will the Epocalypse ever come? It's a tricky question.
Epocalypse by uttam maharjan October 6, 2012
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Ebocalypse 

The apocalypse that is totally going to happen now that Ebola is in the U.S.
"Dude, I can't wait for the Ebocalypse. I'll be hunting deer in a Mustang--just like Will Smith in 'I am Legend'!"
Ebocalypse by Davedsmia October 3, 2014

epochalypse 

The day every computer will have issues to display the date. when unix timestamp will get on the 32-bit integer limit so it will turn back to 1901.

The time it will hit will be on Tue, Jan 19 2038 at 03:14:07 GMT+0000
epochalypse
epochalypse by daniel-176 March 5, 2024
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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