Definitions by Davedsmia

Ebocalypse 

The apocalypse that is totally going to happen now that Ebola is in the U.S.

"Dude, I can't wait for the Ebocalypse. I'll be hunting deer in a Mustang--just like Will Smith in 'I am Legend'!"

Ebocalypse by Davedsmia October 3, 2014

Mondogamous 

Adjective. Refers to someone who likes a particular dog, but has no affection for dogs in general. Often applies to a recovering cat person.

"Of course I love Sugar; but you can forget about bringing another dog in here. I am strictly mondogamous."

Mondogamous by Davedsmia January 24, 2010