epik phail 

failure to epic proportions. a play on the words "epic fail" derived from Korean Kpop group Epik High. Most commonly used in internet relay chatrooms (IRC).

Person 1] I need to DJ tonight...
Person 2] Er. The radio is down... has been down for 3 days now.
Person 1] epik phail.

Person 1] I was running for the train and I thought I was going to make it, but when I got there the train doors were closing so I ran smack into the train.
Person 2] epik phail.

epik phail by phusionmouse August 22, 2008

epik phail 

A word to describe someone who has failed beyond epic fail and epic phail. This person has completely and utterly mis-interpreted everything he/ she has encountered. Often used to over exaggerate said failure since who has ever failed THAT badly?

Person 1 : i just heard someone killed themself with a pillow.

Person 2 : epik phail!

epik phail by 1337 f4i1ur3 November 22, 2009

Epik Phale 

The most fail ever. you cant fail more than Epik Phale.

Dude.. That was epik phale.

Epik Phale by TREWERTYUIOJHGFDSDFGHJK April 18, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004