ep surprise 

v, the act of fisting a guy or girl and leaving a surprise in their body

Doreen: Fist me baby
Jon: Ok, can I give you an ep surprise?
Doreen: Sure, Will does all the time. Make sure its thumb tacks or rusty nails

ep surprise by #shakemyballs October 31, 2011

esurprise 

what you get when the guy you just met on eHarmony turns out to be a big tool.

Susan: Well. I'm dating a new guy, but we've been out 4 times already. The last guy turned out to be a tool.
me: big esurprise

esurprise by fortner December 30, 2008

esurprise 

The result of meeting and/or dating someone on eHarmony who turns out to be a huge tool/douchebag/broham.

Susan: Yea, we dated for 3 weeks, but he turned out to be a tool.
David: Big esurprise.

esurprise by Fortner January 3, 2009