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One hot piece of ass. Enzock is the sort of guy every male aspires to be, and every female wishes she could have.

If Chuck Norris and Enzock ever had a fight, Enzock would win - with his eyes shut and his hands tied behind his back.
When I grow up, I want to be Enzock.
enzock by 5pirit August 18, 2006
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handsome and generally awesome. An enzock is a male that gets way to much ass for his own good.
In fact without Enzock, the global suicide rate of ugly women would increase hugely
enzock by The_Lazyboy August 11, 2006
A human with a heart for everyone, seeing positivity in all, loves all his friends, especially sarah
Enock is amazing
Enock by Holyshroutita March 3, 2019
Enock as a boy's name is a variant of Enoch (Hebrew)
The meaning of Enock is "trained and vowed, dedicated; profound".
Enock by Yory July 31, 2012

Enzacklopedia 

The coworker who knows more than you and always will know more than you.
Who needs Google when you work with an Enzacklopedia.
Enzacklopedia by TTththththththsnljs February 14, 2017

enzoknolpegger 

best tiktoker even with kawaii anime thighs
"do you follow enzoknolpegger on tiktok?" "no, bcs im ugly"
enzoknolpegger by Jemoeder312 September 19, 2021
adj. alcoholic black out
ie. Waking up not knowing where you are and/or forgetting what you did last night from consuming too much alcohol.
Man..I think I got enocked last night..I don't remember going home.
enock by Elmo21 February 4, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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