Environmentalism 

Seventh world religion created in the decline of Christianity in the west (people like to believe in a good/bad scenario) and this sprang up in its place.

Pretty plants = Good
People = Sin
Demonic Being = CO2 (0.03% of Surface air)

Religious events include whatever Bob Geldof is plugging, BBC 6 O'Clock News (also known as climate change service)and of course, Earth Day.

On earth day it is customary for followers of Environmentalism to rearrange the solar panels on your roof in the shape of a peace symbol, and make everyone in your household bathe in the same tub full of water, then scoop out a big pot and boil it for soup - reduce, reuse, regurgitate.

Customs include making up numbers and global warming/cooling (depending on trends) and getting all evangelical about such stuff. The sole aim of environmental groups is to keep the world 'natural', or essentially keep Africa in the dark ages.

Environmentalism by anonnonononononon August 7, 2006

Environmentalism lesson 

Redneck , lives in the woods , loves the outdoors
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City slicker , a liberal homo , lives in the city , chops down all of the trees to build cities , loves the city , hates the trees , calls anyone not from the city a "redneck" , including suburbanites.
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see blue states

Environmentalism lesson over.

Environmentalism lesson by eat shit liberal June 28, 2006

disney environmentalism 

A form of environmentalism, based entirely on emotions, instead of science. Jumping to emotional conclusions, without even trying to understand the science behind what's going on. If your view of nature, look's like the forest from the disney movie bambi, that's disney environmentalism.

People say we should all live on green power, and organic food, but never think it through. You just can't keep 7 billion people fed, and warm that way. It's total disney environmentalism.

disney environmentalism by ILikeRocks April 6, 2011

gunpoint environmentalism 

Refers to environmentalism forced upon a group, company, or person or persons with the consequence of severe financial hardship in the event of non-compliance.

First coined by novelist Eric Shawn in his thriller The Power.

Example: California's (failed) laws governing the automotive industry requiring that a specified percentage of all cars on the road be zero-emission vehicles by a certain date. That is gunpoint environmentalism.

Example sentence: Congress' new bills providing grants only to farmers engaged in so-called "green" agricultural practices amount to gunpoint environmentalism as landowners scramble to comply.

gunpoint environmentalism by S. Levine March 30, 2008

accidental environmentalism 

The unintentional practice of environmentalism. Doing something that is considered "green" without the goal of being "green." Similar to accidental veganism.

My car is broken down and I had to ride my bike to work today - guess that's my contribution to accidental environmentalism!

accidental environmentalism by hipsterbeyotch December 3, 2010

Militant Environmentalism movement 

A movement of environmentalist who are tired of seeing life on Earth being eroded away and all life on Earth being in danger.
They attack polluting and ecologically destructive companies,oil rigs ect. and destroy cans in parking lots that burn way too much gas and emit way too much carbon dioxide ect. and plant bombs in environmentally destructive companies ect.

Support the militant environmentalism movement.

Militant Environmentalism movement by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011

tangible environmentalism 

Improving the environment in ways that are readily apparent to the average person.

"I'm stuck in traffic burning gasoline going nowhere because you are concerned about the rainforest? Why don't you pick up that trash you're stepping over and do some TANGIBLE environmentalism ASSHOLE!!"

tangible environmentalism by war-n April 19, 2020