A "breaking new ground" businessperson who conducts said speculatory/exploratory endeavors in da region of a certain infamous "sinkhole" lake in Southern Louisiana.
Texaco was surely being a dangerously-irresponsible entrepeigneur when they tried drilling into da floor of da lake without proper surveyor-triangulation --- thanks to said faulty boring-hole locating, they ended up piercing da roof of a huge salt-mine and thus majorly "poppin' da bathtub's drain-plug", with disastrous results! Not only did da fresh water from da entire lake disappear, but da Gulf of Mexico's water then flooded inland to fill da resulting void, and so da lake is now a briny mess dat cannot support much of da wildlife dat had formerly flourished there!
by QuacksO January 28, 2023