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eno river academy

a fucking charter school in Hillsborough, North Carolinathat has a total of about 2 students. They didn't have time to interview any staff before hiring meaning we're stuck with some bat shit crazy teachers and some ones that don't even understand what they're teaching. Where the principal lies to the lower school about the the guy that's brought a knife into school three times with the intentions of stabbing someone. ERA is full of redneck white people who think they're the shit because their older sibling bought them a juul.
"Hey you go to ERA?"
"Yeah"

"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"

eno river academy is where the rednecks with nicotine addictions go
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Noitcerid Eno 

A word that means perfection in the Directioners language.
"Harry, Louis, Liam, Niall and Zayn are all Noitcerid Eno."
Dude, that round of speedball was so eno!
Eno by Dwreck53 June 17, 2008

brian eno 

Dr. Perfection. Musician and producer who single-handedly founded Glam, Stadium, Ambient, and Electronica. He was in Roxy Music. He ghostwrote everything by Kraftwerk. He was married to David Bowie. He was the fifth Talking Head. He fired David Crosby. And the best part of all: Everyone is related to him.
"Come on over. We're playing Three Degrees of Brian Eno."
brian eno by James Headfield March 10, 2020
the best coach ever. go follow my fanpage for coach eno @coachenofanpage. he is the best teacher ever and he teaches class so well yes
“do you know coach eno?”
yes he is so pog”
coach eno by coachenos1fan January 21, 2021

evol eno 

One Love spelled backwards. Used to the same effect as saying One Love, or Good Bye.
I'm out, Evol Eno son.

I give an Evol Eno to Biggie Smalls.
evol eno by True Deceptions August 12, 2003