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a fucking charter school in Hillsborough, North Carolinathat has a total of about 2 students. They didn't have time to interview any staff before hiring meaning we're stuck with some bat shit crazy teachers and some ones that don't even understand what they're teaching. Where the principal lies to the lower school about the the guy that's brought a knife into school three times with the intentions of stabbing someone. ERA is full of redneck white people who think they're the shit because their older sibling bought them a juul.
"Hey you go to ERA?"
"Yeah"

"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"

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